(An addendum to Yikes, critters in my path)
I should have said this before but forgot, it’s worth mentioning so here I go.
Rule #1 – Never, ever run up to a woman while she’s working out and tell her that you like her ass. That line only works when we’re drunk and even then you better be damn hot!
Rule # 2 – Don’t tell her that you’ve seen her around before. You annoyed her with the first bit and now you’re freaking her out.
Rule # 3 – When she picks up her pace and politely turns you down for a date, do not under any circumstances keep trying. You’re done.
Do I sound cranky? I was, but I’m not anymore.